My favorite Seinfeld moments

No reason, really, but please comment with your own favorites.

Watley!...
J: Yeah, well, I don't trust this guy. I think he re-gifted, and I think he de-gifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp!

The golf ball and the whale...
G: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

The busboy gets a visit...
Busboy: La puerta esta abierta! LA PUERTA ESTA ABIERTA!

Elaine on painkillers in Florida, meeting a friend of Jerry's mother...
E: STELLA! ... STELLA! (Obviously, you have to see it to appreciate.)

After Elaine takes an IQ test on George's behalf and bombs it amid distractions...
G: Oh hello, professor!

No other explanation needed for "The Contest"...
J: We have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle. It's like shaving.
E: Oh, that is such baloney. I shave my legs!
K: Not every day.

George on Jerry's new jacket:
G: Can I say one thing to you? And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality. It’s fabulous.

Two moments that were all about the buildup and a bombshell from Kramer, and both make me laugh out loud every time I see them.
-The first: "The Nose", when George dates an otherwise pretty friend of Elaine's with a huge nose. Jerry and George talk at length about not fixating on it - they and Elaine are handling it delicately when the woman laments how intimidating she finds the throngs of beautiful New Yorkers. To which Kramer replies off-handedly, "You're as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job."
-The second: "The Hamptons", after George goes off to run an errand and thus misses his girlfriend, with whom he has not even fooled around yet, walking around topless.
J: Boutros-Boutros Ghali!
Jerry and Elaine agree not to tell George and resolve to remind Kramer of the same. But Kramer returns to the beach house with lobster, much to George's delight, and before Jerry can intervene...
G: This is fantastic. Man, what a weekend. Swimming, lobster for dinner...
K: I know it's great. And I saw Jane topless.
Jerry is stricken, like he just missed catching a home run ball.

Ted Danson's salary relative to George's prospective cut from the pilot...
G: Who's he?
J: He's somebody.
G: Who am I?
J: You're nobody.
G: Why him, why not me?
J: He's good, you're not.
G: I'm BETTER than him!
J: You'rrrrre worse. ... Much, much worse.

Hennigan's...
J: Would you do me a favor? Would you take a drink and let us smell you?
K: You can smell me without the drink.

The four of 'em each take a crack at delivering "These pretzels are making me thirsty," and George's is melodramatically angsty...
G: What was wrong with that? I had a different interpretation! Do you know anything about this pretzel guy? Maybe he's been in the bar a really long time, and he's really depressed because he has no job and no woman and he's parking cars for a living.

The menage a trois. The following might be my favorite Seinfeld moment ever. Talk about "The Switch." George's lightning-fast transformation from incredulous and excited to incredulous and infuriated is ... I don't know, it's just friggin hilarious...
G: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?
J: What are you talking about, I'm not gonna do it!
G: You're not gonna do it, whaddya mean you're not gonna do it?!?
J: I can't, I'm not an orgy guy!
G: ARE YOU CRAZY?!? This is like discovering plutonium, BY ACCIDENT!