"No way! No WAY! NO WAY!"
As cellphones shrink in size and parents distribute them at younger ages, this is the predictable result: my two-month-old niece yammering away a perfectly good afternoon. Get a job!
posted by E.S.C. @ 1/30/2007 09:59:00 PM
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Yeah, she just fritters away her time - has been to seven or so basketball games already. Seems like she could put that time to better use - like developing a cure for that persistent hacking cough her grandmother suffers!
"He didn't break up with me, I broke up with him!"
"No, you're not conceited, you are just HONEST."
"I think maybe our cheerleading squad should boycott tuna for a while..."
"I was going to be the ONLY one with the white swimsuit and then SHE had it too!"
"Unh! Can I, like, get a new battery?"
"What? You got your head stuck in the center? That's, like, so not good."
"...and I LOVE chewing gum."
"...whatever and I was like, whatEVER! and he was like, whatEVER..."
-Ashley Hall, T-Mobile Caffeinated Cheeleader
T-Mobile on DHADM
if you need a reminder
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