"Symmetrical book stacking."

"Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947."
"You're right, no ... human being ... would stack books like this."

Since the get rich, famous and published thing is coming slowly, I have a side project: Take all the books in the apartment that I want to read and haven't, and read them all in order. There are 27. First one up (I'm 40 pages in): Catch-22. And yes, they're all in one stack. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.