Manicured lawns, meet the nail-biter

Kentucky Country Day School has an "Admissions Cabin". I guess they trick kids into thinking they're enrolling in summer camp, rather than a decade-plus of private school.

My interview to be a sub was 15 minutes long, as advertised. As long as my background check doesn't reveal anything about the noodle incident, I'm on the list. And the list is apparently short, so I am likely to get some 6 a.m. calls. The last time someone called me at 6 a.m., Duc was drunk.

I was advised of the dress code: "You don't need to wear a tie, but no sandals or Budweiser T-shirts." Well, thanks. Clogs and Beast Ice hoodie it is.

Off to do a few miles in the park. Taking the camera.