Seething, seething, seething

Pat Burrell, I'm trying my damnedest not to be mean, and I understand you're a sensitive cat, but: What the hell has HAPPENED to you? You have become an utter liability in the most important month of your career. I don't foresee you being a Phillie next year, but if you are, it better be in a platoon with David Dellucci or something.