Thursday, September 15, 2005

Sloth burns calories

I lost a half-pound yesterday. The most strenuous activity was raising my eyebrows at the horse's head scene in The Godfather. I'd never seen the film before, which is inexcusable, but I've seen it now. And it's the kind of movie that devalues other movies you've seen, not just because it's so much better but because it also happens to be the movie that many of those other movies imitated. This belongs in my pantheon of films, up there with Die Hard With A Vengeance.

(Ed. note: There were 30 situps. But w/o a spotter, they can't be confirmed as legitimate. So the eyebrow-raise stands as the day's heaviest physical burden.)

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