Idiot report

I have a black eye. I was juggling clubs in the study, and I put too much backflip on the green one and the skinny end poked me right under the right eye.

Bullet points of stupidity:
1) I hadn't juggled clubs in at least 3 years.
2) I was juggling clubs in an unenormous room.
3) I was juggling clubs near breakable objects.
4) I was drinking a beer.
5) I'm telling people about it.
6) I used the phrase "bullet points" and numbered these items instead.