MORON

Thrice in the last month, the chemistry teacher at the school downstairs has conducted an experiment that went awry and forced the evacuation of the building. The last one was five minutes ago, and I'm ready to conduct an experiment involving a beaker of hydrochloric acid and the base of his spine.

Mmmm... maybe I'll have another peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Just bought some squeezable jelly. Knife-free is the life for me!